This morning Carrie [1] asked...

This morning Carrie asked me if I could put together a list of what everyone actually does here at ETL for the Intranet. Her request seemed reasonable enough. We're adding new people all the time and a list of actual responsibilities makes sense. Until, that is, I sat down to think about it. I have no idea! So, could you help out and send me a brief description of what you do all day long here at ETL? A few sentences are more than enough, really. To make this exercise even more interesting, please include an even briefer description of what you do when you're not at ETL. What makes you tick?