Gary used to think that no actor had a weblog. Now Gary thinks that no actors except for Wil Wheaton have weblogs. Gary, what about Ru Paul?

I'm an intestine!

I've setup a page to record my Googlewhacks.

One other thing on Googlewhacking: No wordlists. They don't count.

Googlewhack, anyone? The premise is simple. Using Google, find sets of three words that return only one result. All three words must be defined in dictionary.com as determined by whether or not the three words are individually linked from within the top solid blue bar on Google. For example, doink lemur varty is not a valid Googlewhack because only lemur is linked from the blue bar. Once you find a Googlewhack link to it from your weblog. Google will index your site, find those three words on one page. This will destroy the Googlewhack for all time, because now it'll be listed on your page as well as at its original location. Have fun.

How to tell if you've got a cold or the flu.

What Others Say You Are Worth: "An employee of a paper mill company, tired of hearing men boast of their importance, dug up the fact that, according to scientific investigation, the ingredients of a man, plus water, are as follows: Fat enough for seven bars of soap. Iron enough for a medium sized nail. Sugar enough to fill a shaker. Lime enough to whitewash a chicken coop. Phosphorous enough to make 2200 match tips. Magnesia enough for a dose of magnesia. Potassium enough to explode a toy cannon. Sulphur enough to rid a dog of fleas. This whole collection is worth 98 cents..." (The Minnetonka Pilot, July 6, 1922)

Found at Business Opportunities: "Emailalibi.com is a nifty site that provides delayed email service. Why would you need that? Oh, come on, we all know reasons, just suppose your spouse wants you to email just before you leave the office, but you want to stop by the mall to shop (or the racetrack to place a bet). Here's the solution. Delayed email. So they won't know exactly when you left." Sounds just like MailToTheFuture.com, but more fun.

Man hired to clean 7.6 million pennies. "The [coins] spilled out of a tractor-trailer during a traffic accident on October 4 as they were being transported... After the truck overturned, heavy equipment was called to scoop up the pennies. It was raining that day, so a large amount of dirt and mud was picked up along with the coins..." To think, all this time I thought pennies were supposed to be dirty.